Jacob here will show you how to survive in the Utah Wilderness if you ever find yourself strand and also how to take a good self-portrait of yourself so you will look like you are roughing it.
If you find yourself lost on the top of the mountain surround by pine trees, fear not. Chances are, you are very close to the ski resort. Look around till you find the ski lift and follow it down. Bonus if you can operate it. Chance of dying: minimum unless you decided to eat some edible-looking mushroom or trip down the steep side.Self Portrait Guide: Tied your camera to the Pine Tree. You might have to cut down some branches to create a opening.
Utah has quite a few caves in the mountain. It natural to explore one to enhance your spelunking skills and it natural if you find yourself stuck in a total darkness. Do not attempt to fight your way out, rather just sit tight until the next tour guide come through which should arrive at around 10 minutes, give or take. Chances of dying: Minimum unless the cave beasts found you.
In an unlikely event that you found yourself in the middle of the dessert, it okay to pretend the whole desert is one giant sandbox to relief some stress concerning death. Chances of dying: Probable. The desert in Utah is about at least a square mile and there are camp site all around it. Just don't walk around in a circle
Self Portrait Guide: Rest the camera on the Stalagmites. You might have to lop off the top to make it flatter. Don't worry, it will grow a new tip...in about a few hundred years.
If you went skydiving and after you land, you found yourself in a middle of a volcano land, don't freak out! Look around you, if you see no steam, congratulation you are on a dead volcano. If you see steam, step away from it as far as possible. Watch your step, the rocks will cut you up like a cheese grater. With any luck, you will see a green pasture. If a volcano just erupt...honestly, I have no idea what to do what that situation. Chances of Dying: Moderate
Self Portrait Guide - put the camera on the slope side of the crater
In an unlikely event that you found yourself in the middle of the dessert, it okay to pretend the whole desert is one giant sandbox to relief some stress concerning death. Chances of dying: Probable. The desert in Utah is about at least a square mile and there are camp site all around it. Just don't walk around in a circleSelf Portrait Guide: Build a sand castle and rest the camera on one of the turrets.
Now you know how to be safe!
3 comments:
Thank you so much for your safety tips. I will definitely avoid the desert at all costs in the future- oh wait I live in one. Love the pictures and the commentary.
You are so funny.
lol!
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